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SizzleChest
October 14th, 2006, 11:38 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Avbh5fb8nY
HSOK
October 14th, 2006, 02:21 pm
Wow.
ANGER ranger w\ attitude
October 14th, 2006, 03:03 pm
As bas as it might sound... chalk it up to "Sh*t Happens"
Not to funny for him, but great entertainment for us.
westcoaster
October 14th, 2006, 05:17 pm
Originally posted by ANGER ranger w\ attitude
but great entertainment for us.

I think you would be singing a different tune if six or seven guy's tried to jam a bannana up your ass....
ANGER ranger w\ attitude
October 14th, 2006, 05:59 pm
Originally posted by westcoaster


I think you would be singing a different tune if six or seven guy's tried to jam a bannana up your ass....

I agree...
kore
October 14th, 2006, 06:10 pm
Originally posted by westcoaster


I think you would be singing a different tune if six or seven guy's tried to jam a bannana up your ass....

i guess thats what you get for having that sort of friends.
what kind of friends rub their exposed genitals in your face then shove a banana up your ass? what a bunch of perverts.
westcoaster
October 14th, 2006, 07:46 pm
Maybe I'm old, but that is gay (as in h o m osexual) plain and simple. The kid was raped, no other way of puting it. That simply isn't funny.
brian468
October 14th, 2006, 08:20 pm
I agree


nobody would do that to me though
Rogue Bronco
October 14th, 2006, 09:44 pm
If it happened to a chick, they would all be strung up.
Dan
October 14th, 2006, 09:58 pm
was that a prison rape movie?
stihl036
October 14th, 2006, 10:53 pm
Originally posted by SizzleChest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Avbh5fb8nY

Was that an SNL skit? WTF....How could you stuff a banana up someone's cornhole? Unless, it was frozen...now that would hurt! Still, I wouldn't be on TV talking about it. I would be out shopping for an unregistered handgun and some nitrile gloves.

Smells like bs to me.

WW
Dan
October 15th, 2006, 12:29 am
Originally posted by stihl036


Was that an SNL skit? WTF....How could you stuff a banana up someone's cornhole? Unless, it was frozen...now that would hurt! Still, I wouldn't be on TV talking about it. I would be out shopping for an unregistered handgun and some nitrile gloves.

Smells like bs to me.

WW

yeah I questioned the banana too, I just don't believe you could make a banana go in even if he was willing
Lone Ranger
October 15th, 2006, 12:54 am
Well, that's what he gets for not being able to defend himself.. Maybe he'll go learn how to fight so that doesn't happen again :confused2
jeepinwhores
October 15th, 2006, 09:25 am
I can't see the banana incident being impossible. I got an email once of these 2 chicks....one had a banana in her ass (with no skin I might add) and was trying to shoot it into the others mouth. After numerous insertions and expulsions, they gave up, but the banana was no worse for wear. Mind you, a sluts gaping ass might be a little more accomodating. Regardless, I've never laughed so hard and been so disgusted at the same time.
Kellykins
October 16th, 2006, 12:32 am
Originally posted by jeepinwhores
I can't see the banana incident being impossible. I got an email once of these 2 chicks....one had a banana in her ass (with no skin I might add) and was trying to shoot it into the others mouth. After numerous insertions and expulsions, they gave up, but the banana was no worse for wear. Mind you, a sluts gaping ass might be a little more accomodating. Regardless, I've never laughed so hard and been so disgusted at the same time.

Perhaps it was frozen. Or made out of plastic. There's no way an unpeeled, room temp nana could make it through those sphincters unscathed, even if her pooper was busted from too many bad porn star scenes (unless she was wearing diapers... was she wearing diapers?)...
brian468
October 16th, 2006, 08:36 am
:laugh
Poopy
October 16th, 2006, 08:54 am
This is a great debate, can a room temp banana, be inserted into a male rectum without structural failure.


The mom said they "tried" to shove it in, not that they succeeded.
westcoaster
October 16th, 2006, 09:24 am
you forgot the fact that the male rectum wasn't that willing to recieve the bananna... I would guess the bananna's structural failure was probable :laugh
jeepinwhores
October 16th, 2006, 09:40 am
Be kind of hard to eject if she were, wouldn't it? :D No diapers involved...what do you think I am, some kind of freak?!! I only watch the high speed produce, projectile-type porn...no wierd stuff! :laugh

Now, as for the science. I guess one would need to know:

a) The compressive strength of said banana, and
b) The shear strength

So as we can determine wether it would fail under the force of insertion or from the constrictive pressure of the rectum itself. I'll see if I still have the clip to forward on as an educational video. I'm sure local high schools would benefit from such a lesson.
Poopy
October 16th, 2006, 09:50 am
:laugh
Kellykins
October 16th, 2006, 04:04 pm
Originally posted by jeepinwhores


So as we can determine wether it would fail under the force of insertion or from the constrictive pressure of the rectum itself. I'll see if I still have the clip to forward on as an educational video. I'm sure local high schools would benefit from such a lesson.

Don't forget the control groups. HA ha... One has to consider if this rectum regularily recieves things going in, as the structure of the sphincters is for out use only. So your control groups should include those getting probed regularily (aka anal leakage group) and those that use it for its purpose only (aka outgoing mail only group)...
jeepinwhores
October 16th, 2006, 05:02 pm
I wanted to mention the control group but did not want to be mistaken as a volunteer as you have just made yourself out to be. :p
Kellykins
October 16th, 2006, 07:40 pm
Originally posted by jeepinwhores
I wanted to mention the control group but did not want to be mistaken as a volunteer as you have just made yourself out to be. :p

Um, no, I don't believe I did.